musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via dylanohbriens)

adestructivegeneration:

if you listen to the maine from their old to new songs you realise how they go from up beat and just become a lot sadder and it reminds of of what growing up is like

(via themainearemyheroes)

(Source: johnoooh, via themainearemyheroes)

(Source: milklily, via body-of-a-failure)

chemicallly-calm:

Angel ok

(Source: kickstartkourt, via -explosive)

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

(via tittymonsta)

0ur-time:

fuck you daisy 

(Source: the-garden-of-delights, via p0rtus)

(Source: follow-the-bees, via p0rtus)

70297) I’m such a failure. Can I do anything right?

fritogay:

wow when did phil become hispanic 

(via tentoo)

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via geek-complex)